YAY!!! Our fav Viking is back, but he's sick. Here's the plan. We are going to go nurse him back to health & then throw a huge party. We gotta pick who is bringing what & where to have it. Here or Aksels' blog? Balloons? Streamers? Signs? Confetti? Cake & drinks are a must have. Maybe we could get Longstockings to bring some cupcakes.
I thought that cartoon was funny...replace Obama with Aksel & it kinda goes with what happened...
@Mel...I'm in!!! Just let me know what you want me to bring! How bout some Stella Artois? (my fave beer) Also, wouldn't it be fun if we all brought our favorite music, it would be interesting to see what different types we'd end up with.
ReplyDeleteAs I mentioned on the last posting...sign me up for a shift or two to help nurse Aksel back to health ;-) With all of us he'd have round-the-clock care for sure!!
I don't see my post? Does anyone else? Weird.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah we will have to bring our music. We all could bring our favorite drinks too.
ReplyDeleteHe would definately have round the clock care with us there. ;D
Party for Aksel! Yeah, sounds great!
ReplyDeleteI'll bring cakes and icecream! And some music.
I'm on the nursing list too!I promise not to use any kind of glue! Cross my heart! I'll check his temperature, I'll make him massage (but not crack his neck)...
Aloha everyone!
ReplyDeletePut me down for the massage therapy before Dana unsticks her hands from the Aksel cut-out.
Warning: Don't drink & read the comments. It's hazzardous to your health.
ReplyDeleteI really gotta stop eating & drinking when I get on here. LMAO
Hi everyone!
ReplyDelete@Mel I think it's worst to drink & write than drink & read! In my opinion everything it's OK so far. Let's party!
@Brenda I love when you call us "Chica". Do you have one Corona for me, please?
@Angela UK Hi baby! How are you?Do you feel better? Give us a sign!
Ok. I should not have checked the blog at lunchtime. Now I am starving and for some reason I want chips, cupcakes and beer for lunch:) Damn all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)
ReplyDeleteAksel therapy: Married woman...must stay away (Not that Dana would let any of us near him:)
Party: Need a good band r at least some cool tunes.
@ Buckeye Gal
ReplyDeleteI wanna let you near him but the glue remover didn't work, so we're stuck-up! Sorry for you all! (devilish smile he he)
A band - good idea! Some country music? I like it...
Beside this I can not leave him right now! He doesn't feel well and you know that when are sick men are like children: need care and attention. So I must sacrifice my time to be there when he needs me!
ReplyDeleteYou all may party without me! Oh, poor me...(theatrical tone!)
is the party already on?
ReplyDeletesomeone mentioned JM in the last blog and i thought Deuce made it clear in the first blog. ;-)
ok. i can offer a punchbowl or some cocktails with strange names (most sexual).
@buckeye gal:
there is a band i know... 3 skier... they can even dance (at least one dance!)
@dana: DAMN RIGHT! They always behave like they´re dying... if men would give birth to our kids...
@Teekanne
ReplyDeleteAha, I know this rock-ski band too!
Thanks God men don't give birth to our kids!! Imagine that, haha!
I wanna know the cocktails names, please!(or maybe I'll need their tranlation? And if I still don't understand can you draw for me?)But I'd like to know what I'm drinking!
Okay, so I’ve never planned a Welcome Home ~ Get Better Soon Party so … (**Grabs a lawn chair and cracks open a Corona**) … Alright Chicas lets get to work. Were gonna need Cocktails … I can mix up some …
ReplyDelete“Sex Panthers” … Not quite Cougars, but I’m thinking we might need to break Aksel in gently to Cougar status, He’s gonna need to regain his strength and train a bit … But maybe Lars can step up, since he’s been working out!
“Sex N Honey” … The honey flavored Vodka is yummy and the tantalizing fantasies that can be imagined while your sipping this little treat are priceless!
“Downhills” … Now these have Jagermeister in them, WARNING… It’s been said that it will grow hair on your chest, so maybe this pitcher will be for the Lads only.
“Good Night Kiss” … Anything with Champagne in it has got to be good and everyone knows it goes straight to your head and makes you giddy … What could be better!
(**Throws a log on the Fire Pit … Cracks open another Corona … reaches down to pet “Buddy aka Budweiser” the Chocolate Lab and “Keystone“ the Yellow Lab**)
I'm gonna need some help throwing ideas around ... We also need Music, Food ... but I think we can skip the chips and dip groupies (**wink wink**) ...
Deuce: Can you make a Blue Motorcycle? It has about 5 or 6 shots of liquor in it so the party would get moving pretty quickly! Oh yeah and it's good too!
ReplyDeleteDo we need food? I thought alcohol was a food group?
Aksel is the King … but the King is recuperating and we don’t want him to feel pressured so maybe a guest list is in order to take some of the pressure off of Aksel … How about
ReplyDeleteLars ~ He has been working out and might be in need of a good “rub down” (**devilish smirk ~ wondering what happens when two Urban Dictionary definitions meet**)
Kjetil ~ I think he needs to drink some “Downhills” and we need to “Cougarize” his Urban Dictionary definition to make it more fitting to Attacking Viking status
Truls ~ He’s kinda the quiet one in the bunch … but did you hear him jamming’ on the video from Aksel’s blog … Truls Rocks!
Kjus & Aamodt ~ They both have Rock Star status (**Sigh … Woops better wipe the drool off my chin**)
@Buckeye Gal ... I do believe Alcohol is the only food group ...a Blue Motorcycle huh ... If I remember correctly they have 1800 Tequila, S&S, Rum, 7Up, Vodka, Gin & Blue Curacao (**puts a straw into the pitcher...JIIIIHAAAAA)...Definitely will get the party Revvin' Up in a hurry! I Like It! PLUS I've heard those were good for supporting the immune system too! :D
WOW I guess that Blue Motorcycle is kinda kick butt, cuz now I can't even find my previous post. @Buckeye Gal ... Good Call on the Alcohol!
ReplyDeleteWOW!! This is turning into my kind of party!! ;-) That Blue Motorcycle drink is right up my alley! I must admit, anything with Jager (downhill) is tops in my book as well, (and I don't have hair on my chest, thank God, haha!)...a good shot with Jager is a "screamin' nazi" Jagermeister and Rumple Mintz...YUM! That will surely get ya movin'!!!
ReplyDeleteHeading to the gym...I'll be back later to see what else you guys have 'brewin' for the party!
You forgot Simen - has his big brother brought him a birthday present yet?
ReplyDelete(**Grabs the pitcher of Blue Motorcycle...slurp, slurp**)
ReplyDeleteOMG how could I forget Simen ...Oh Baby!...He's definitely gotta be at the party...I need to go Urban Dictionary him and see if we're a good match!
(Wait...comes running back...I forget to grab my pitcher...slurp...slurp)
Ummm can I be Simen's Birthday Present ... Whoops did I say that outloud...must be the Blue Motorcycle!
Sex panther... now that I like!!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI finally got around to checking out my name on the urban dictionary and I think I like it! haha!!
ReplyDeleteKristen - usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!
I'm likin' the "sex panther" thing too...it has a nice ring to it ;-)
All the drinks sound really really good right now. Though I really want a strawberry daiquiri. Oh yeah we will need a band or maybe a couple bands. Guest list sounds good. *sips on strawberry daiquiri* when is it my turn to nurse Aksel? I have chicken noodle soup & the Sookie Stackhouse books.
ReplyDeleteParty planing in progress:
ReplyDeleteWe can offer Sushi as food. maybe we can decoy aksel with that! :-)
cocktails:
can we avoid everything with jagermeister pls?? ;-)
i can offer:
Pornostar: wodka, passoa, malibu and some juice (but we could leave that out)
Sex on the beach: that´s a must have!!!
what about mai-tai and planter´s punch?
do we have tables? if.. could you make sure they aren´t that high (definitely no bar tables). that might be too dangerous for me (especially after i tried all these cocktails).
Best make sure the tables have padded corners so Aksel cannot bruise his knee and that there are no sharp edges were he might cut himself. Cannot be too careful. Afterall, he is very delicate despite being 6ft plus and 100kg!
ReplyDeleteAloha chica bloggers, gangsta bloggers, spank'n new bloggers, and blue-collar party planners!
ReplyDeleteI'll take sex on the beach...and the drink too..
(**pulls out Twister**) Got games? Very popular once we are past the 1 drink limit...either this or some good beer pong. (**light bulb moment**) Saaaayyyy...still got an extra cut-out of Aksel? May we can use him as the Twister mat and put the colors in strategic places?
@Dana...step away from the glue, girl!
You know...if we have a small cover charge, we can build up the "buy the norwegian ski team" fund. it'll help with clean-up too...
(**starts spreading colors over Aksel cut-out to prep for start of party**)
Hey girls, I'm back. I was taking some time off from bloging because of the complains. I was realy affected by some of the stuff. I don't know why because I'm not like that and it's realy hard to hurt my feelings.
ReplyDeleteBTW I'm so joining the cougar team. :P
So party is on. Count me in. I'll bring the cake.
@Dana don't you dare touching the glue...:))
Hi ladies, I see the planning takes progress - fine!
ReplyDeleteIf it's ok, I'll bring the champaign. Cause I'll never drink cocktails anymore. A long time ago I had 2 two ladykillers and it messed up my whole live...never again...I swore *lol*
Btw rule #7 is great *devilish grin*
@Gordana: nice to have you back blogging!
I don't understand- you beg me (or threaten me, I'm not sure!)to stay stuck-up or to remove the glue?
ReplyDelete@Gordana I'm glad you're back! Welcome in The Cougars Club!!!
@Brenda Save a Corona for me, please "Chica"! "Sex on the beach" is too strong for me! ha ha
@cjal Everyone likes no 7...cheeky girls!
LMAO Aksel Twister...I'm so in. So far we got games, drinks, cake, a way to raise money for the "buy the norwegian ski team" fund, sushi & music.
ReplyDeleteI think we need more food groups...I'll bring the chips & dip, pretzels, beer bread & pepperoni & cheese rolls with sauce.
*Note to self check on small padded tables* Oh no I forgot about plates, cups, napkins & silverware. *sigh* I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached. Do we need decorations? I think we should have at least a banner that says 'Welcome Back, Aksel' or 'We've Missed You' or 'Glad Your Feeling Better'
@Mel: more food groups sounds good cause I don't like sushi :-D
ReplyDeleteHm...about the banner...what's about "cougar alert"? *lol*
Btw I tried a goole acount to follow this blog. But I don't wanna be cjalas8. So don't wonder there is an icon , I dont't use the name and I deleted my google acount. Don't know why the icon is still there?!
ReplyDelete@cjal said...
ReplyDeleteHm...about the banner...what's about "cougar alert"? *lol*
lol...but it's true...lol
@Gordana: I thought maybe we should leave him a little chance to run for his life? *rofl*
ReplyDeleteIt's a storm in my head and I don't know anymore where and what I'm writing! I just mentioned on House Rule that Aksel likes barbeque so we can put it on the food list.
ReplyDeleteWhat if we scare him with "Cougar alert"? We can try "We'll make you feel better!" Oh,I think he'll run away for sure, haha!!!
@dana: don't worry. If we place that banner cleverly he can see it first when he's inside.
ReplyDeleteAnd how could he run away with all that cougars after him and yourself glued to his hand?! That banner is only pro-forma *lol*
Btw do you really think that a guy who races downhill by the speed of 130 km/h would be scared by a bunch of cougars? :-D
@ cjal
ReplyDeleteThanks for let me be glued to him!!!
I do think men can be scared by women (especially if they read our comments about them!) no matter if they're able race downhill or drive a F1 car. A woman may be Ok but a bunch of women sounds dangerous!!! And if they are cougars...
@cjal
ReplyDeleteThey might be downhill skiers but they will ALL be too frightened to arrive on their own. They will arrange to meet somewhere else beforehand, have a few drinks to get some 'courage', and then arrive all together, a bit the worse for drink!!
Aloha everyone!
ReplyDelete(**Coronas all around**)
How about we put up a "Cougar Alert" banner together with a "Attack the Viking" banner?
Oh...crap...probably mean "Attacking Vikings" huh?
I have to say this...woman who dates younger guy is cougar and it's always with the negative sign, I realy don't know why.
ReplyDeleteIf guy sleeps with 100 women he's playboy and if woman is doing the same thing she's slut...WHY? I realy don't get this.
@Brenda in Hawaii your funny..."Attack the Viking" banner *lol*
ReplyDelete@Mel
ReplyDeleteWhat is the dress for the party?
@Brenda: I am now jealous because I realize in 5 min you could have sex on the beach. About as good as I can do is sex by the river. Not as cool and it would be dirty...wait...now it sounds quite appealing:)
ReplyDeleteGirls... do we need decoration? Aren´t we enough decoration??? ;-)
ReplyDelete@buckeye gal: sex by the river? hmm... what about that lawn? was it a river?
i could offer some selfmade mousse au chocolat (i will not mention the ingredients... but damn good)!
Aksel Twister? Jihhaaa...
what about spin the bottle? Truth or dare?
(hm.. sounds like a teenager party *lol* some of you might feel young again)
What do we need to attack the Vikings? Helmets, shields and swords?
ReplyDelete@ Gordana
You're right about men and women. The men must prove themselves their hunter ability, their manhood and for this they need a long names list...But I don't think all men are the same! Or they can control themselves. Or just they're never caught!!!
@ Teekanne
You're right about decoration!
What about "I never..."?
*hihi* @ Brenda: Attack the vikings - that's it!
ReplyDeleteI don't think we need a helmet with horns and a sword, a angelic smile should do *lol*
And spin the bottle? Teekanne are you crazy? That sure is frightening!
Now it's bedtime for me. It's already after 2 in the morning in germany. Good night to everybody...and have fun.
@Brenda "Attack the Vikings" haha I like it toss me a Corona and Sign me up to be on the front line!
ReplyDelete@All ... well, let me just say (**jabs elbow backwards to gain some room for typing...quickly grabs Corona that is teetering...rubs elbow from pain of hitting rock hard abs**) I am hanging out with a bunch of rowdy cowboys this weekend (rodeo weekend for me) and they are very intrigued with this party blog ~ especially the Cougar part. So here are some of the comments I'm getting ...Sign Me Up ... YeeHaw ... Can I come to the Party ... Better take my vitamins first ... Nice!... HotHotHot and a whole lot of other comments that I can't post!... And just so you know the Cowboys commenting range in age from 24 to 46. So, I would make a guess that the Cougar part is quite appealing to ALL men.
Aksel Twister ... JiiiHaaa ... sign me up!
Heading out to the local HonkeyTonk Bar for some Rowdy fun ... Im gonna karaokee and dedicate these too songs to all the Party Blog tonight
Dirty Kinda Country by Brian Davis
Party Foul by Mark McKinney
...My karaokee isn't all that great so, maybe I'd better karaokee before I have a couple of Sex Panthers! Cheers!
@ Deuce I so hate you right now!!!!!! I wanna hang out with some cowboys!!!!! I watched a little PBR tonight gonna watch the rest in the morning. If the cowboys wanna join the party they sure can. I love a man in a pair of tight jeans, a Stetson & boots...Sorry what where we talking about?
ReplyDeleteDress code for the party. Casual I guess. I'm a jeans & tshirt kinda girl, but we could always dress it up a little. I'm thinking jeans & a nice shirt would work.
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ReplyDeleteHey girls, can I bring these guys at the party?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c8imenLWsg&feature=related
And now A GREAT SURPRIES FOR AKSEL!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0&feature=related
Yuuuuuhuuuuu!!!!
@Mel uh-oh...why was that post removed??? are you getting a little out of control, Mel? lol ;P
ReplyDelete@dana That second video is AWESOME! I can't stop bouncing! lol ;D
ReplyDelete@dana the second video is in my favorites list.
ReplyDelete@NIcole & Gordana
ReplyDeleteSo you think Aksel will like my surprise?
I was wondering why Mel removed the post too. I guess it's about cowboys, but I want details...
I have a little devil on my left shoulder who don't let my be good girl...
@dana:
ReplyDeleteyou´re engaged as our deejay!
i love this gummibear song... my favourite for today! :-)
what about adding a dance? BUT: not only jumping we need some variety AND easy to teach so we can share! :-)
as you see. i would like your surprise if aksel doesn´t you can surprise me! :-) I would like it (that much, that it would bring tears in my eyes and not only bc of laughing)
Ooooh, Teekanne, you make me cry too...and I didn't drink anything yet!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if I'm proper as a DJ but I try my best, thanks!
I posted one comment twice.
ReplyDelete@Mel awww...that's not nearly as exciting as what we were thinking! lol :P funny,though!!!
ReplyDelete@Mel don't be shy, you can tell us what it was about!
ReplyDeleteOk ok it was all about cowboys & how hot they look in those tight jeans. *sigh* I gotta go watch the PBR now. I heart JB Mauney. He reminds me a lot of JW Hart.
ReplyDelete@Mel...HaHa..."Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts"! (Thumbs Up)...There's just something about cowboys...Wonder if our favorite Viking owns a pair of cowboy boots?
ReplyDeleteI think we need to spice up this little party and have a mechanical bull! Come on you know you want to!!!!! ...image watching Aksel riding the bull in a pair of Wranglers, cowboy boots and a Stetson ...Oh and we can't forget the chaps ...(**devious smile**) or maybe just the Chaps!
Oh and BTW...How do I get my little icon to post next to my name?
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